"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"
"I know, amazing right?"
"More like amazing that you didn’t punch me unconscious."
"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"
"I know that this town is messed up Dipper, I’m not stupid. that’s why I lied about it! to keep you two away from the dangers of it!"
Happy season 2’ings~!
(I highly recommend headphones)